I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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