i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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