C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
bring money and cleavage
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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