Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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