Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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