she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Randomize
