ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
