Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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