i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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