Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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