This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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