Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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