i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Randomize
