i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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