Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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