OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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