Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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