Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
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South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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