But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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