Sry I called you an 8
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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