my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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