I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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