the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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