He kissed a someone with a penis
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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