The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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