Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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