How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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