We're facebook friends in real life
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
he was CRYING into my vagina
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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