Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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