mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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