There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
We had to coat check the pizza.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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