Well douche your snatch and let's go!
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
pop tarts are not kleenex
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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