Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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