hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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