You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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