i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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