Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Where is the hickey?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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