the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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