I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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