I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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