He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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