It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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