I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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