I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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