i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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