is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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