What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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