I'm gonna have a badass scar
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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