I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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