haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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