The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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