i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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