He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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