Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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