I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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