After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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