Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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