I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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